• friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
  • me: drunk
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curlyween:

everyone after the last concert of WWA

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nyannerz:

ive come here to receive a rub

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srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

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comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

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jpgay:

woodlandsway:

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

evil laugh because rebekah, i know yours ◠‿◠

oh shit rebekah watch out 

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shouldnt:

"Say hi to your parents for me!" is the most commonly ignored request.

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wigwams:

when u think about it you’re either a shift or caps lock person

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pizzaforpresident:

All of my dad’s texts are poetry to me

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Bubba was my best good friend.

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