The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

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slapdancing:

Date me now, i will get hot, im an investment

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waynesworld1992:

these are the only nudes i’ve leaked in my entire life

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sexxxmestyles:

choosing a fave member of One Direction is like choosing a wand in Harry Potter. it’s the boy who chooses you, not the other way around.

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strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

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arahella:

u can’t spell disappointment without men

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babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

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lalie:

generic-eric:

David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.

Excuse you the screencap does not do this justice.

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@real_liam_payne:Thank you for all the birthday wishes :D makes me feel very very special your the best.

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butttom:

harry: is it anyone’s birthday today ?

liam:

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masscracc:

You’ll do what?

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trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

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bagmilk:

"there’s nothing to drink"

"there’s water"

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