- friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
- me: drunk
everyone after the last concert of WWA
ive come here to receive a rub
I’m grown but I’m not grown grown
Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.
My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret
evil laugh because rebekah, i know yours ◠‿◠
oh shit rebekah watch out
"Say hi to your parents for me!" is the most commonly ignored request.
when u think about it you’re either a shift or caps lock person
All of my dad’s texts are poetry to me