the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :
- a birth certificate with 1990-1999
Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.
I don’t remember this episode
"You should smile more!"
"You look tired!"
"Are you really going to eat all that?"
Is it that time of month?
"You’re just being dramatic"
"You have terrible taste"
"Just exercise and eat less!"
"Thats really slutty"
"I love Robin Thicke!"
the possibilities are endless!
when your friend has a really shitty opinion
When your significant other chooses a bee over you
Are we going to forget that this happened?
today at the mall i saw some boy using a vibrator to massage his face and I silently thanked the lord for camera phones
I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that